Maybe Piers Morgan should watch gorilla dads in action
(World News Science)

If TV personality Piers Morgan were a gorilla, he would probably be less successful at procreating than other gorillas, according to new research and leaps in logic I am willing to make for this post. Morgan, who is a father to four children, stated on Good Morning Britain last week that he would never be seen carrying a child in a baby sling, sometimes called a...