Eating ‘like a French girl’ might not be the best idea
(New York Post Health)

A friend of mine once sent a photo to our group chat that showed the astonishing “mucus poo” she expelled after doing a charcoal cleanse. This was judged as hilarious but reasonable behavior in my beach town south of Sydney, which is populated with lovable cosmopolitan assholes who believe in “food as medicine,” spike their...