From which planet does our lockdown tobacco law come from? asks FMF
(WorldNews Africa)

Johannesburg - Police Minister Bheki Cele has decided that smoking with receipts is healthier than smoking without them, the Free Market Foundation (FMF) said on Sunday. `He did not say whether he had a receipt for whatever his advisors were smoking,` FMF CEO Leon Louw said in a statement. `Unwittingly, he produced proof of life elsewhere. On my planet small and informal traders do not issue cash register receipts, yet he requires all consumers to have them. On my planet smokers dispose of supermarket receipts in recycle bins. On my planet laws are made by law-makers, not ministers on the fly. On my planet no one told coronaviruses [Covid-19] to discriminate against...