Thief settles for doughnuts in botched East Village Dunkin’ Donuts robbery
(New York Post Local News)

A bumbling thief settled for about a half-dozen doughnuts when he couldn’t pop open the register at an East Village Dunkin’ Donuts, cops said Tuesday. The sweet-toothed robber jumped over the counter at the shop on East 14th Street near Avenue B just after 9:30 a.m. Friday - expecting to make off with the loot...