Morons busted trying to steal cops’ cocks
(New York Post Local News)

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint — only to find themselves behind bars. Cops arrested Utica residents Juan Jose Lucca Vega, 41, and Wanda Santos, 42, Tuesday after they allegedly...