Planet Zoo review: Zoo Tycoon, but for people who want to build bear-themed bathrooms
(PCWorld)

Come, people of earth. Feast your eyes upon my latest creation, a zoo to surpass all zoos. Admire the ways in which I´ve forced logic upon this illogical landscape, the brick paths I´ve laid and the trees I´ve planted to shade them. Wander the central courtyard, and gaze upon my azaleas and roses. Buy a balloon or five.What´s that? You want to know where the animals are?Funny story, that. It seems I got so absorbed into laying down this marvelous path you see before you...I perhaps ran out of money before buying any animals. Well, actually we´ve got a single frog. You can see it over there. Exit on the left afterwards, I´m sure you´ve had a wonderful time. Please do come again. We really, really need your money if this zoo´s going to be a success. Please.To read this article in full, please click here