Marlins vs. Diamondbacks: Arizona will fall to Miami again
(New York Post Sports)

A solid gold toilet was stolen from Winston Churchill´s birthplace. The missing commode is said to be worth about $1.25 million, but experts say it may be as fake as OBJ´s $2 million watch. Replacements are in the works, including the sterling silver stool cutter, the bronze bowel mover and the pure platinum poop shooter....