In A Parallel Universe, The Onion Imagines Football Programs Jealous Of Funding For Theatre
(ArtsJournal Theatre)

`I understand that this is a live-theater town. Parents move to this school district just to get their kids in front of a director to potentially get cast as Meg. The JV boys haven´t had new uniforms in 10 years and yet the school spends $250,000 on dance training for Newsies. Football has value-it´s an […]