Trump circles the tanks and bores even the GOP courtiers
(LA Times Clippers)

Tanks might strike you as fierce and cool, or as nothing more than fetish objects for right-wing tweens and goggle-eyed `Armored Warfare` addicts. Either way, all Americans should agree: Tanks are singularly weird machinery for a Fourth of July pageant. Muskets, gazebos, little Shriner cars, sure....