I can`t believe what these kids have gone and done now: schooled their parents
(LA Times Dodgers)

We had this thing going on the other day, Peterman and I, where all he wanted was regular cream for his coffee, and all he had to choose from at the diner were little plastic depth-charges of Irish cream or peppermint caramel. Peterman, who was raised in the Dairy State, asked the server for regular...