David Slack: We shouldn`t have to rely on the hardware store for our next heart attack
(WorldNews New Zealand)

OPINION: Everything comes flat-pack these days; your kitchen cabinets, your home entertainment system, the chandelier in your bathroom. I`m not kidding. We bought a cool chandelier for our smallest room. The lighting shop guy had good banter and plenty of ways to use the word `slack` in a sentence. Yeah mate, heard `em all, but cheers. They didn`t actually have the chandelier in stock because that`s how shops work now, so we ordered one. `By the way,` he said `it`s flat-pack.` I said: `Good one` and thought to myself: `Good banter. I`d love to see a flat-pack chandelier.` A few days later the courier arrived and I got to see a flat-pack chandelier. READ...