The football euphoria Daniel Jones, Sam Darnold can deliver
(New York Post Jets)

Right now, of course, it is difficult to envision what life could be like for Daniel Jones and Sam Darnold, because - `WHADDATA LOOKIN´ AT?!! JEEEEZ!!!` - we spend most of our time - `DON´T MAKE THAT THROW! NO!!!!!!` - hoping they don´t deliver the football - `PUT SOME STICK-UM ON THOSE FINGERS! CRYING OUT...