Mets can’t hide from familiar horrors this time
(New York Post Mets)

They tried to hold out for one more absurd plot twist, because why not? The Mets were three runs down and colliding at 100 mph into a steel wall of probability, but there were 41,000 of them who´d stayed for nine innings, figuring they´d just keep doubling down until the dealer raked all their chips...