I was a 54-year-old virgin (and yes, I saw the movie)
(LA Times Dodgers)

Dating was always daunting for me. I was as scared that a woman might say yes as I was scared she might say no. You see, I was a middle-aged virgin. This is probably the moment when you´ll want to know whether I rushed out to see `The 40-Year-Old Virgin` when it came out in 2005. I didn´t. At the...