Sportscasters just keep dishing out agony for the ears
(New York Post Yankees)

I finally figured it out. It´s the only remaining logical explanation. We´re being punished! For what, I don´t yet know. But I´m working on it. Meanwhile, the punishments grow in volume and severity. How else to explain why Fox´s Chris Spielman spent Sunday´s Giants-Eagles game lecturing about plays `in space` and in a `vertical` direction?...