Is it ethical to raise a royal baby in captivity?
(World News UK)

Royal babies are baked to order, like lucky pies, to provide gurgling distractions in times of crisis. Last week, the world´s scientists agreed we have 12 years to limit the worst climate change damage or face mass extinction. Within days, as floods washed away the villages of the Aude valley and their delicious French wines, we began fracking in Lancashire in the face of heroic protest and a dismissive Donald Trump accused scientists of having a `political agenda`. Nothing changed. But look! A baby!! A baby!!! A bouncing royal baby!!!! Like many former class war subscribers now approaching late middle age, I belatedly find myself quite a fan of the Queen, largely due to Dame Helen Mirren´s...