`You know that you shouldn`t, but you just can`t help having a sneaky look` - Billy Weir
(WorldNews Entertainment)

Strictly speaking, I shouldn`t really be a fan of the phenomenon that is the shimmering crown jewel of the BBC`s Saturday night schedule. I hate dancing, for one. I have all the grace on the floor of a one-legged sloth that has really lost interest in life, and it isn`t fair on Lycra to ask it to stretch around my Paso Doble. I am a football fan, fond of a pint of real ale, no stranger to a bag of chips, I belch frequently and in short, I`m all man with a bit of beast thrown in for good measure. And then Daniel O`Donnell entered my life. As an award-avoiding humble TV columnist, I was asked by this tome to cast an acerbic eye over the week`s proceedings in what was then,...