The ‘Kingsman’ movie series needs to go to rehab
(New York Post Movies)

Elton John is being held captive by Julianne Moore, who is a billionairess drug lord. Colin Firth sees phantom butterflies in the air, a nasty side effect of temporary amnesia. Pedro Pascal twirls a high-tech lasso while wearing leather chaps. This is not a recap of `RuPaul´s Drag Race` but the plot of the absurd...