All the Dumb Things Spring Breakers Have Done So Far This Year
(WorldNews Mexico)

Ahh, spring break. Bare-chested frat boys, sorority girls in bikinis, copious amounts of bottom-shelf alcohol, and a gentle reminder that a college education doesn`t always equal common sense. Just writing these first two sentences has triggered me enough to get flashbacks of borderline alcohol poisoning and waking up next to second-string football players. Anyway, spring...